your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

here's a joke... the american education society

A man walks into a bar

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Wenis Penis

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...