Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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