A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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