- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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