- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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