- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Charlie Sheen

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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