- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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