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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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