What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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