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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

William wright is Gay

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A woman walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

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