- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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