Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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