What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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