Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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