- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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