- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Obama lin Baden.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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