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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Neil is a reterd.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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