- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's blue? The sky.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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