What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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My peni s

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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ewrg

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I am dyslexic

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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