Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock come in

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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