- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

this website is a bad joke

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Do the roar!

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