What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Justin's life

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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