I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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