It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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all the kids had fun

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Ebola

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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