- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A woman walks into a bar.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

I enjoy Popcorn

William wright is Gay

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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