What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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hard cheese

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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