- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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