A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

here's a joke... the american education society

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Wenis Penis

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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