Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

James Patrick Campbell

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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