A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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knock knock go away!!!

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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karn chevalier

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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