How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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