why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

This is a joke.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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