- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Leave. Now.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Black people having a Job.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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