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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Black people having a Job.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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