- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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