My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

This is a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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