- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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