A woman walks into a bar.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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William wright is Gay

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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