Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

no really what are ur names?

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Women's Rights.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Please don't shoot me

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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