- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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