- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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