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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Charlie Sheen

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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