Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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