- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A van drives into a car.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Urban ghettos

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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