- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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