1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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