I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Anti Joke

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