- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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