Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Trump will make America great again.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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