sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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black people swimming

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womens rights

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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