Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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