- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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