How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

why was the cat black it was a black cat

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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