- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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