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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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