What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Denard Robinson

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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