- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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