Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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9/11

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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