Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

what did the farmer do? plant

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

whats black and large -me

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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