- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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