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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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