What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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