- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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