- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

YOU

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's stupid a light bulb.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

SHUT UP JP

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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