- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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