- Anti Joke

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

SHUT UP JP

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

That is so fetch

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