- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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