What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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