How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Shltskc gw? G

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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