- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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