- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

A dancer walks into a barre

where do some birds live in? Earth

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Justin Bieber

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??