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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Connor is homosexuaI

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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