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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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