In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Chris is hairy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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