- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What's big and messy? A big mess

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

the bible

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

- Helen Keller

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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