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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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