What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Chris is hairy

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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