- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

the bible

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

- Helen Keller

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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