Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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