- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How old is your mom Dead

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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