Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Anti Joke

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