Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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