- Anti Joke

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Knock knock It's open, come in

your mum

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hello.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.