- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Heskey time.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Robin, get in the car!

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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