- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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