- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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