- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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