What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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