- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.