- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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