Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what's black and can't swim?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Dane Cook makes a joke.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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