a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what's black and can't swim?

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

bite me

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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