- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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An anti-joke

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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