Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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