- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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