Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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