- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

call me maybe.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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