Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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