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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

I have an idea! You leave.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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