Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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