- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

lets bomb africa

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

The Blonde walked into a wall.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Maths.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Penis

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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