- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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