Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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