- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to work today....

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

My jeans

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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