Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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