Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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