Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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