- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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