Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

An orphan falls off a cliff.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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