yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Women's Rights

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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