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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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