- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Prostitution is bad.......

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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