- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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