- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I have an idea! You leave.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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