who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Your mother just died.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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