- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's funny? Women's rights.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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