What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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