- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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