- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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