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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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