- Anti Joke

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

the NAACP

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

the NAACP

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania