How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

drew edminstin is a rat

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Anti Joke

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