- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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