Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Anti Joke

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