why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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