- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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