One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A black student graduated High School

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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