- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

You should read the Terms of Service.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

tea with milk?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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