- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

This is not a joke.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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